I JUST WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND SHE’S SUPER CUTE BUT I’M SO MAD ABOUT THIS??????????? DON’T MAKE A WOMAN WHO WAS BORN IN 1988 [AKA SOMEONE WHO GREW UP LOVING THEM AND WAS THEN NEWLY AN ADULT WHEN THE REUNION TOUR HAPPENED, THEREBY BOOKENDING HER FORMATIVE YEARS] THINK THAT SHE’S ABOUT TO MEET SOME SPICE GIRLS AND THEN BE LIKE “HAHA JK.” I’m thinking about it right now and it hurts. It hurts SO MUCH. I’M TRYING TO IMAGINE A BIGGER, CRUELER DISAPPOINTMENT, AND I HONESTLY CAN’T. Why would you ever do this to another human being? This is not the playground at recess in third grade where you lie to your friends about how your aunt knows the Spice Girls so you’re going to get to meet them. THIS IS REAL. THIS IS SERIOUS. EAT SHIT GRAHAM, IT’S CARROT.