"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."


*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*


makoto gets it

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never


Rami Malek photographed by Kurt Iswarienko


Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting The Spice Girls

I JUST WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND SHE’S SUPER CUTE BUT I’M SO MAD ABOUT THIS??????????? DON’T MAKE A WOMAN WHO WAS BORN IN 1988 [AKA SOMEONE WHO GREW UP LOVING THEM AND WAS THEN NEWLY AN ADULT WHEN THE REUNION TOUR HAPPENED, THEREBY BOOKENDING HER FORMATIVE YEARS] THINK THAT SHE’S ABOUT TO MEET SOME SPICE GIRLS AND THEN BE LIKE “HAHA JK.” I’m thinking about it right now and it hurts. It hurts SO MUCH. I’M TRYING TO IMAGINE A BIGGER, CRUELER DISAPPOINTMENT, AND I HONESTLY CAN’T. Why would you ever do this to another human being? This is not the playground at recess in third grade where you lie to your friends about how your aunt knows the Spice Girls so you’re going to get to meet them. THIS IS REAL. THIS IS SERIOUS. EAT SHIT GRAHAM, IT’S CARROT.


characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

Title: jenny (ballad version)
Artist: lily sevin
Album: jenny (studio killers cover)
Plays: 12101


i wanna ruin our friendship

we should be lovers instead

Léa Seydoux at the Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show, July 2010